These Ducks and Geese Think Down Is a Downer

PETA February 1, 2013 0
These Ducks and Geese Think Down Is a Downer

We would have the same reaction if someone said that he or she was going to yank out all our hair: “What the pluck?!” So would ducks and geese. Here are just a few of them who want you to put down the down so that no one gets hurt:

geese-family-swimming

This family of geese will refuse to add ambiance to a picturesque sunset ever again if you buy down.

 gosling-cute

This gosling is going to turn to a life of crime if you kill his mother for her feathers.

 ducks-in-a-row

Look like ducks just sitting in a row? That’s what they want you to think. These duck intelligence operatives are hatching a plan to destroy your down comforter and make it look like an accident.

Family-Of-Geese

(credit: AndyRobertsPhotos|cc by 2.0)

If you wear down, these parents of quintuplets have vowed to make you watch hours of the scariest videos that they could find: Jon & Kate Plus 8.

duck-gangham

This gosling is going to go all Gangnam Style on you if you wear down.

 geese-flying

 These geese have vowed to make your car’s paint job sing its swan song if you buy down.

 duck-family-grass

This mother and her babies are going to “forget” where they put your car keys if you plan to head to the mall to buy a down coat.

(Credit: Dirk Duckhorn|cc by 2.0)

(Credit: Dirk Duckhorn|cc by 2.0)

This duck isn’t even going to look at you if you buy down feathers.

 ducks-running

These ducks will never play Duck, Duck, Goose with you again if you purchase down bedding.

.

Save ducks and geese and save yourself. Buy cruelty-free bedding and coats and leave down where it belongs.

Written by PETA

Leave A Response »